Showing posts with label UTSA. Show all posts
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Saturday, 12 March 2016

Holly Moe

Holly Moe


          One of my life-long pleasures has been (generally) to interact and (specifically) to joke around with people I run into behind counters and desks and cash registers and so forth. It’s easy. It’s fun. It’s relatively painless. And in this way I made friends with a razor-thin young woman taking money at one of the registers at the UTSA cafeteria when I was going to teacher training there in 1983. Her name was Holly Samson and she was a graduate student in the art department, working on an MFA.
          She had a husband, Curtis, who was an officer in the Air Force. He’d joined up because he’d wanted to be a top-gun pilot, but as things turned out he was prone to air-sickness, and kept barfing all over the inside of his cockpit. Pilot trainees have to clean up their own yuck when this happens, so Curtis had washed out of pilot training. He still owed the Air Force some time, though, and since he had a BA in psychology, they assigned him to psychological testing, where he was supposed to be writing multiple-choice items for psychological tests. His quota of items to be produced was, well, small, so he read novels most of the time. I directed novels to him through Holly — at the time I was really big on Harry Crews — and Curtis sent me some strange books back.
          And Holly and Curtis and their MFA friends interlocked with the Chris-and-Florence circle. I started going to some nifty art openings and similar social events. I remember in particular one opening at a new gallery in a run-down formerly industrial area south of downtown – by now I’m sure thoroughly gentrified – at which someone put a few handfuls of magic mushrooms on a plate on the snack table along with the traditional water crackers and brie. Whoopie!
          Holly’s artistic medium was carpets. A glance at the entries about her on the internet indicates that it remained so. By carpets I mean cheap, short-pile carpets, such as a company mindful of costs might install in the offices of its lower-paid clerical workers. She cut it into shapes and used unfiltered ready-made cigarettes to burn lines into it, as if a platoon of clumsy smokers had dropped their smokes onto them and been too lazy to pick them up. She composed these burn-lines into drawings of ordinary things. Fairly recent reviews of her exhibitions reveal that she has taken to using gunpowder, in addition to cigarettes, as a way of burning art into the cheap fibres. To this day I have a Holly Moe runner, into which she had burned a picture of ceramic pots, needing vacuuming on my kitchen floor.
          It was about the time that I started hanging out with Holly and Curtis that I started making hanging sculptures out of flotsam and concrete poured into moulds scooped out of wet sand. I remember the first one I made, in a flat plywood box back by the shed behind Chris’s and my duplex on Claremont.
          Chris and Holly and Curtis stood around as I rummaged around in the sand to see if the concrete had set. It had. Holly reached into the sand to feel how it was and said, “Oh, Richard! It’s hard!”, as concrete is. Amidst general chuckling at the double meaning, Chris offered Curtis a large, evil-looking garden hoe — his favourite weapon — to use if he cared to deal to me. But that wasn’t Curtis’s way. He had a mild-mannered, almost spaced-out, way about him, not what a person would expect from someone who’d wanted to be a fighter pilot.
          Holly and Curtis moved into an apartment over a brake shop on the light-industrial northern fringe of central San Antonio. Major parades, such as the Rodeo parade and the Battle of the Flowers parade, mustered on the street below, which made their easily-accessible rooftop the place to be on such occasions. Getting in was a bit tricky, due to having to go a short way through the brake shop — and the brake shop’s guard dogs, which made it tricky — to get to the stairs to the apartment, but there was a way and people were okay if they followed the procedure. The apartment often stank of cigarettes burning lines into cheap carpets.
          Then, in late 1983, Holly, Curtis, and some of their artist friends took a lease on a nightclub, which they re-did in punk and called the Bone Club. A couple of my concrete sculptures had the honour of gracing the place, one of them over the table where people had to show their IDs and pay the cover to get in. The club had formerly been a gay bar, and they joked about all the AIDS dust they raised when redecorating it. A spaced-out artist lived and worked in the loft overhead. They had a problem, however, in that there was yet another gay bar next door, and the punks and the queers got along poorly, and in the end — after less than a year, I guess — the gay bar bought out the Bone Club’s lease and evicted them. I was getting ready to be a teacher at the time, and didn’t attend the club as often as I would have like to do.
          Apparently feeling on the underprivileged side artistically, Lt. Curtis got stuck into making amateur, artsy-fartsy videos. Chris told me that Curtis dug doing the camera work while Holly frolicked in various bizarre and erotic ways with artist friends in the altogether. One evening I was up there over the brake shop visiting, sharing a toke or two, and a fellow MFA person named Margaret was there also. It was in the summer of 1984 and I had just finished teachers’ college and was looking for a teaching job. Curtis got out a camera and started shooting tape of Margaret and me. Soon Margaret was naked on a chair and I was down to my Levis chewing on the chair leg. Holly stood to one side, making suggestions.
          Unfortunately, I decided that my upcoming career as a teacher didn’t need any video evidence of my moral turpitude, so I decided not to take the plot any further. I don’t want to think about what would have happened if I hadn’t had such an attack of the straights.
          Holly and Curtis were drifting apart. They moved, along with a few of their art-world friends, into an old victorian mansion on the southern edge of downtown that had formerly been the headquarters of some Nationalist Chinese organisation. A semi-circular sign over the front door read, “Chung-Kuo Kuo-Min-Tang”. They rented the place’s ballroom to Sandy Dunne, a friend of ours who had a modern-dance company, for rehearsals. Holly and Curtis took separate bedrooms, but remained friendly.
          Then Holly got a girlfriend: a somewhat hard-faced blonde woman named Judy Bankhead, a not-all-that-distant relative of Tallulah. Judy was much more demonstrably affectionate than Curtis had been, which, as my new wife pointed out to me after they’d been by to visit, Holly seemed to appreciate. Holly and Judy then adopted an extreme high-garlic diet and became detectable by even the weakest nose from several metres. They, however, claimed not to notice the aroma themselves, at least not in regard to each other. Meanwhile, art continued to be created, shows and galleries continued to be opened, and fun continued to be had.
          Curtis finally finished doing his time and left the Air Force. I missed most of that party. He made an effigy dressed in his uniform and burned it. I saw the remains later. The Corfam® shoes had been almost totally unaffected by the bonfire. He showed me the photos.
          Just before we left San Antonio there was an art opening out at the McNay followed by a bit of a retreat at Chris and Florence’s house in Terrell Hills. Curtis and Judy were getting along all right. My daughter Ruth crawled around under everybody’s chairs. Holly was being Holly, smiling and taking everything with at least one grain of, if not salt, then dried garlic.
          It was after I left San Antonio that I heard that Holly had broken up with Judy and had taken up with a man, who Chris told me was a good sort. Just what Holly needed. Holly and I got back in touch with each other in the mid-90s. We really didn’t say that much in the two or three letters we exchanged. She sent me invitations to her art-show openings. Apparently she’s now living in Bandera, in the Texas Hill Country a bit of a distance from San Antonio. I’m sure her place out there is extremely hip. I’ve read some reviews of her late-90s exhibitions on the internet, noting that she’d taken her work in carpets in new directions, but she seems to have evaporated from digital view some time around the turn of the century.

Wednesday, 9 March 2016

Jessica Jewett; Joyce Honeychurch

Jessica Jewett

          One of the sleaziest dickheads I’ve ever known was an advertising agency creep who bought an old house down near the foot of Claremont Avenue. When he wasn’t at his agency’s tastefully converted old house on the park side of Broadway, doing sleazy advertising things, he was engaging in the cocaine-and-other-drugs business, or just getting wasted and doing stoned-out things about the house, pretending to be pursuing renovation. From time to time he’d get wasted and go to a bar and maybe get into a fight or something.
Somehow, he obtained a stop-traffic-gorgeous 17-year-old school-dropout girlfriend named Jessica.
          Jessica was six feet tall, slim and stacked, and had abundant blond hair, flashing blue eyes, and a smile featuring what seemed like an amazing number of perfectly configured and blindingly white teeth. It was summer when I met her and she always wore next to nothing, although sometimes she did wear in-line roller skates. She was, of course, usually stoned. More surprisingly, she was also friendly and flirtatious with me. I didn’t know if she was that way with everyone, or what, but I appreciated it.
          We ended up being friends, even long after her affaire with the advertising creep ended. She seemed to think that I was an intellectual, a “beatnik genius”, as she told me once, and she seemed to think I was an adornment of some sort on her scene. She showed me the trophy she’d won at a ping-pong tournament when she’d been thirteen or fourteen.
          I remember one time I was driving her somewhere, I think to a legendary Italian lunch restaurant near the big wholesale produce markets, and she leaned out my car window, flashed her million megawatt smile, and waved – at the world in general, as far as I could tell. At least one male driver slammed on his brakes and several swerved out of their lanes, fucking up traffic in both directions for about a block either way. I was impressed on multiple levels. She could actually fuckin stop traffic.
          I did have one window of opportunity, not long after her break-up with the ad-creep, to consummate the unavoidable lust I continually had for her. I blew it. Drugs. She’d come by my house, and we had begun getting physical for the first time, on my waterbed. I couldn’t believe my luck. Then she told me she had to go meet a girlfriend of hers at some night club out on the Austin Highway, but that if I showed up after midnight or so, I could ‘pick her up’ and take her back to my place. But I was coming down from some substance abuse, and by the time midnight or so rolled around had reached the severely incapable phase of the process; I couldn’t even get my sorry ass out to the car to drive to the club, and that was that.
          And so Jessica blended into the scene. My friend Chris dubbed her “Bimbo Deluxe”. She got a succession of jobs that involved being pretty a lot, such as being a receptionist, and the like. She got an apartment and some beatnik books, and I recommended Bukowski and a couple other books to her. She invited me to little parties at her place, where nothing really went on that I could see.
          She wore a conspicuous gold cross on a gold chain around her lovely neck. When I asked her why she wore religious jewellery, she expressed surprise and said that she didn’t understand what I meant. I pointed out the gold cross, and she said, “That’s not religious. That’s just a cross.” Okay.
          Not surprisingly, one thing I found it almost impossible to do was to say no to her. One time in 1981 or 1982 she roped me into going on a rafting trip down the Guadalupe River with some old friends of hers — from her early adolescence in her old neighbourhood — and I got entirely too drunk. I imagine I behaved below my usual standards. I don’t remember seeing much of Jessica after that.

Joyce Honeychurch


          I was scrambling after drivable cabs while taking a couple of summer school courses in education in 1983. The most interesting feature of finally taking education courses was a sort of friendship I developed with the associate professor in charge of my course in educational sociology, Dr Honeychurch. Joyce.
          Joyce was, I estimated, a few years older than me. How many years I don’t have a clue and wouldn’t even hazard a guess. She had remarkably pale yellow hair, worn in an unobtrusive professional cut kind of close to her large head, and a roundish Central-European face. She had a way of smiling slyly, in which she caught her lower lip with one of her upper teeth which wasn’t exactly straight. She wore no-nonsense, professional outfits. Over-the-knee skirts that didn’t move much when she did.
          Joyce was a real classroom star — an entertainer to be sure — demonstrating many of the things she was saying with physical theatre and good comedy timing. She could, for instance, crawl around on her hands and knees to demonstrate different learning styles, as I recall from her first lecture, when her nose was running from some virus. And I remember her holding off to perfection on the punchline of a story about a company that demonstrated eye make-up in her daughter’s school, using her daughter as a model (“My daughter does have beautiful eyes”), and then tried to use this foot in the door to peddle serious cosmetics to her. Joyce-the-feminist-professional, y’know? The fool. Sly smile.
          She projected a seriously on-top-of-it, intellectually rigorous persona. Early on she made it clear that she was, first and foremost, a Stanford alumna. Not a person to be trifled with, although macho men and the religiously zealous in her classes seemed to be drawn toward challenging her.
          And then, a couple of weeks into the summer session, she decided to join me in the cafeteria when I was in mid-lunch, eating (up until then) by myself. I would have guessed her for a health-food nut, but her tray was covered with a generous quantity of egregiously greasy food. She packed it away like a movie extra, chatting away all the while about this and that. I was honoured.
          We met for chats fairly often over the summer, even went out for dinner once at my favourite Japanese restaurant. She had a son who was backpacking Europe and a daughter in high school. I don’t recall hearing much about the ex-husband, from whence came the catch-your-eye Honeychurch tag, but I did learn that the on-again-off-again boyfriend back in Palo Alto was “an investor” in the Bay Area. And either he or someone else close to her was with something called the Food Research Institute (FRI) at Stanford. Her father’s nickname had been “the Midnight Czech”. She was of course in complete support of gay rights, but the actual mechanics of what went on in gay bath-houses was something upon which she preferred not to dwell. I couldn’t believe that she took me seriously, but I started to take myself a bit more seriously as a result, even if she did make it clear that romance was not part of the programme.
          Joyce was all set to be my student-teaching supervisor, but then she got an opportunity to be a low- (or non-) paid research fellow back at Stanford, and since she’d never liked Texas all that much, off she went. I guess the thing with the rich boyfriend was on-again. Anyway, she told me she thought I should go and be a researcher at FRI instead of becoming a teacher, and offered to write me a killer recommendation, but I wanted a job with a steady income.
          The last time I saw Joyce was in her snug little office at UTSA. She was packing up her desk and shit to send back home to Stanford. She gave me some cards with high-quality reproductions of various pictures by Friedrich Hundertwasser on them. I’d never seen any of his stuff before. She said she thought they looked like they spoke my language, and of course they did. But at the time I was in something of a depression over money, and having to drive cabs instead of concentrating on academic stuff, and I distractedly left without taking them with me. I regretted this when I emigrated to New Zealand and went in search of Hundertwasser’s stomping grounds in the Bay of Islands.
          A Google search on Joyce’s further academic career reveals that it took her to Alaska and the United Arab Emirates before depositing her at Florida Gulf Coast University. She has authored two online home teaching resources about Alaska, Alaska the Elephant and A Geopoem about Alaska. She has semi-retired to North Carolina, where she keeps a hand in as an independent higher education consultant as she approaches 80.